yeah, Spread The Hate, puri..

I got a wedding that I have to go to. Yea, have to.
According to my teacher at my english course, have to use when there's an external force.
Fuck yeah there's a fucking huge external force, that insists me to go to that damn wedding.
It's a wedding of a family actually. on June 27. Just take it Patricia & Sean's wedding (your real identity is covered, how kind I am!!)
I hate I hate I hate I hate I hate to come.

Why? If you wonder to ask.
(aduh indonesian aja ya, bingung mau ngetik apa)
Aku sebel banget sama kebanyakan orang-orang Indonesia yang getting married : mereka ngerepotin setengah hidup! Maksudku, kan yang mau hold a wedding kan mereka, nggak usah ngelibatin orang-orang yang memang dasarnya nggak tulus untuk membantu gitu. Patricia & Sean already ruin my perfect day. Do you realize, Patricia & Sean, that 27th of June is car free day? I must to go to Sudirman street you know; I must bicycling! And your wedding is a great fucking destroyer cause guess what? It's just a once every month event! It's fucking important to me. Second, kenapa saya lagi yang harus disuruh jadi pengiring pengantin dan penerima tamu; memakai baju adat pula! It'll be a fucking hot outfit you fools; humiliating a 14-year-old teenager! Pengiring pengantin itu nggak seberapa penting--karena nggak akan ada yang melihat pengiring pengantin; pasti orang-orang hanya ingin melihat the wedding couple-nya, jadi pergilah ke pelaminan sendiri! Lalu menyangkut penerima tamu. That's a fucking unimportant job. Orang-orang juga tahu bahwa mereka harus mengisi buku tamu. Tinggal pasang sign that tells : "Sign Here" and people will understand. You don't need two girls to guide the guests and give the souvenirs. you won't need them. Wait, pikir lagi: apa guna buku tamu for your marriage? NOTHING. Just shows who came and who's not; so guest books just wasted things to have in your wedding.
There. I typed my anger.

And I hope I will get a deadly sickness so I must be hospitalized for two weeks so I can't come to that fucking wedding.